Strip Club

national teams

Don’t let the name deceive you.  These entries will not recount bacchanalian nights at local Gentleman’s Clubs but will focus on jerseys I own, hope to own, or have come across in my travels.  I also plan to link them to memories or key points in football history.

European Clubs

United States–Club and Country

National Teams

International Club Teams



Seattle Sounders Change Shirt 2013 and 2014

Manchester United Change/Third Shirts 2001/02

History of Bayern Munich home shirts


Mexico Home Shirt World Cup 1998

Liverpool Away Shirt 1998/99

Czech Republic World Cup 2006 Shirts

Claret and Blue

Best (and Worst) 16/17

Manchester United Dollar Date (16/17 home kit)

Manchester United Dollar Date (16/17 away kit)

Personal Kit Collection 2016

Worst Arsenal Change Shirts–Premier League Era

US Kits 2016

Worst Chelsea Change Shirts–Premier League Era

FC Barcelona Home 2007/08

MLS Crests

Tampa Bay Mutiny Home 2000


Manchester United Away 2003-05

Nigeria Home 2002-04

Sunderland AFC Away 2000-01

Solutions (Thoughts on why we buy kits)

Full Service Edition (Spain Home 2004-06)

Manchester United Dollar Date (2015/16 Preview)

A Call to Action (rant on US shirts)

Best (and Worst) 15/16

High Mileage Edition (Celtic 125th Anniversary)

One Way Contact Edition (Juventus Away 2005/2006)

Floater Edition (DC United 3rd 1997)

X Factor Edition (USMNT Away 2010)

Half and Half Edition (FC Barcelona Home 1997/98)


DFK Edition (Tottenham Hotspur Away 2000/01)

Champagne Room Edition (Manchester United 3rd 2008/09)

Mercy Dance Edition (Ukraine Away 2004/05)

Lansing Kit Nerd

Best (and Worst) of 2014/15

Manchester United Dollar Date (2014/15 Preview)

World Cup Kit preview 1-10

World Cup Kit preivew 11-20

USMNT Kit Review–Top 5

USMNT Kit Review–2010-2014

USMNT Kit Review–2000-2008

USMNT Kit Review–1984-1998 

Tip Out Edition (Germany Away Euro 2000)


First Time Edition (DC United Home 1996)

Takeout Edition (Argentina Away World Cup 2006)

Lansing Kit Nerd

Mileage Edition (FC Barcelona Home 2003/04)

Pole Work Edition (Croatia Home Euro 1996)

Manchester United Dollar Date (2013/14 Preview)

Strip Club–Best (and Worst) of 2013/14

La Liga Kits 13/14

FC Barcelona Dollar Date (2013/14 Preview)

RIL Edition (Manchester United 3rd 1994-96)

BYOB Edition (Michigan Bucks 2012)

Makin’ Whoopee Edition (Russia Home 2011/12)

Poppin the Cherry Edition (Juventus Home 1995-1997)

LFK Edition (United States Home 2004/2005)

Extras Edition (Inter Away 2010/11)

Personal Kit Collection


Sky Lounge Edition (Manchester United Home 2002-04)

Couch Dance Edition (Spain Home Euro 1996)

ATF Edition (FCB Centenary Jersey 1999)

Bed Dance Edition (Juventus Away 1997-98)

Strip Club–Best (and Worst) of 2012/13

Manchester United Dollar Date (2012/13 Preview)

Juventus Dollar Date (2012/13 Preview)

FC Barcelona Dollar Date (2012/13 Preview)

La Liga Kits 2012/13

Euro 2012 Kit Preview (Knockout Stages)

Euro 2012 Kit Preview (Group D)

Euro 2012 Kit Preview (Group C)

Euro 2012 Kit Preview (Group B)

Euro 2012 Kit Preview (Group A)

Feature Dancer Edition (France Home Euro 2000)

Brazilian Wax Edition (Brazil Black Kit for Copa America 2011)

House Dancer Edition (Holland Home and Away Euro 2004)

Couch Dance Edition (Arsenal 3rd 2000-2002)

Sky Box Edition (Manchester United Black Kits)


Private Dance Edition (Juventus Away 2001/02)

Ugly La Liga Juice Bar Edition (La Liga Kit Misses)

3rd Jersey YMMV Edition (2011/12 Champions League 3rd Kits)

Real Madrid Air Dance (Real Madrid Home and Away 2003/04)

Best (and Worst) of the Rest Dollar Dance (2011/12 Preview)

Manchester United FC Dollar Dance (2011/12 Preview)

Juventus FC Dollar Dance (2011/12 Preview)

FC Barcelona Dollar Dance (2011/12 Preview)

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