"Like all children, I wanted to be a soccer player. I played quite well, in fact I was terrific, but only at night when I was asleep. During the day I was the worst wooden leg ever to set foot on the little soccer field of my country. Years have gone by and I’ve finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good soccer. I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: “A pretty move, for the love of God.” And when good soccer happens, I give thanks for the miracle and I don’t give a damn which team or country performs it." Taken from Eduardo Galeno's Soccer in Sun and Shadow

Don’t let the name deceive you.  These entries will not recount bacchanalian nights at local Gentleman’s Clubs, but will focus on jerseys I own, hope to own or have come across in my travels.  I also plan to link them to memories or key points in football history.

5/11 Feature Dancer Edition (France Euro 2000 Home)

4/13 Brazilian Wax Edition (Brazil Black Kit for Copa America 2011)

3/2 House Dancer Edition (Holland Euro 2004 Home and Away)

2/3 Couch Dance Edition (Arsenal 3rd 2000-2002)

1/6 Sky Box Edition (Manchester United Black Kits)

12/2  Private Dance Edition (Juventus Away 2001-02)

11/11 Ugly La Liga Juice Bar Edition (La Liga Kit Misses)

10/14 3rd Jersey YMMV Edition (2011-12 Champions League 3rd Kits)

9/9  Real Madrid Air Dance (Real Madrid Home and Away 2003-04)

8/3  Best (and Worst) of the Rest Dollar Dance (2011-12 Preview)

7/27  Manchester United FC Dollar Dance (2011-12 Preview)

7/20  Juventus FC Dollar Dance (2011-12 Preview)

7/13  FC Barcelona Dollar Dance (2011-12 Preview)